I can tell you what's wrong.

You're playing a sprite swashbuckler.

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You soar west.

The Boss's Room
This room seems more like a personal den than anything else. Pieces of
lavish, mismatched furniture have been neatly arranged through out the room,
giving it an air of comfort and wealth. A large, four-post, canopied bed
has been placed in the center of the room. Silken sheets and pillows cover
the bed in a disarrayed heap. Finely woven tapestries cover every inch of
the walls, likely to insolate the heat. A makeshift bar has been erected
against the western wall; expensive-looking decanters line the primitive
wooden stand, most of which are half empty.
Obvious exits: e
A quartz key lies there.
A rail-thin man stands here.
A Taslamaran courser walks in from the east.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 63%]
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The rogue boss's punch at your chest is deflected by some ornately-crafted lorica segmentata.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 63%]
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You slice at the rogue boss's chest, causing only a minor wound.
You slice at the rogue boss's chest, causing a deep gash.
You slice at the rogue boss's chest, causing a deep gash.
You slice the rogue boss's chest, causing a gaping wound!
You slice at the rogue boss's chest, DISEMBOWELING him!
The rogue boss's punch at your stomach is deflected by an ornately-crafted balteus.
Overall, the rogue boss has quite a few wounds.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 63%]
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Kalim tells you 'Sorqy I killed them all already!'

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 63%]
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The rogue boss quickly jumps out of the way as a Taslamaran courser kicks dirt into the air.
You slice the rogue boss's forehead, causing a small wound.
You strike suddenly, slicing at the rogue boss's chest! Some GUTS fall!
You slice the rogue boss's head, tearing open a bleeding wound!
The rogue boss dodges your attack.
You strike suddenly, slicing at the rogue boss's chest! Some GUTS fall!
The rogue boss's punch at your chest is deflected by some ornately-crafted lorica segmentata.
Overall, the rogue boss has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 62%]
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You slice the rogue boss's head, tearing open a bleeding wound!
You strike suddenly, slicing at the rogue boss's chest! Some GUTS fall!
The rogue boss dodges your attack.
You strike suddenly, slicing at the rogue boss's chest! Some GUTS fall!
You slice the rogue boss's mouth, knocking out a few of his teeth!
The rogue boss's punch at your stomach is deflected by an ornately-crafted balteus.
Overall, the rogue boss has some big nasty wounds and scratches.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 61%]
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You slice the rogue boss's chest HARD, shattering his ribs!
You slice the rogue boss's chest HARD, shattering his ribs!
You raise your weapon and thrust it deep into the rogue boss's chest!
You slice the rogue boss's mouth, knocking out a few of his teeth!
You raise your weapon and thrust it deep into the rogue boss's chest!
The rogue boss misses you.
Overall, the rogue boss is in awful condition.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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You slice the rogue boss's mouth, knocking out a few of his teeth!
You slice the rogue boss's chest. The rogue boss falls on his knees and collapses.
The rogue boss is DEAD!!
You hear the rogue boss's death cry.
You get a single gold coin from a corpse of the rogue boss.
You get 7 silver coins from a corpse of the rogue boss.
You get 7 copper coins from a corpse of the rogue boss.
You junk a corpse of the rogue boss.
A quartz key falls out.
Just keep it all.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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You hear foot steps nearby.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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XXX walks in from the east.
A Taslamaran courser walks in from the east.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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XXX gasps as he realizes what you did.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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XXX looks at you.

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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say Just needed to test haste!
You exclaim 'Just needed to test haste!'

[HP: 94%] [ME:100%] [PE: 60%]
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aff

You are thirsty.

[HP: 96%] [ME:100%] [PE: 64%]
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o Affect: 'haste' - haste bonus to weapon speed o
o Affect: 'haste' - haste bonus to dexterity o
o Affect: 'giant strength' - enhancement bonus to strength o
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