Shattered Kingdoms

What does peso have to do with anything? I assume this is in reference to you and I think some charm + gibarb getting merk'd by Lelahiah Velais the best Warlock ever, Kelsy and some [REDACTED] scout.

I think Edoras was saying that peso played Kelsy.

I didn't play at the time but I'd be surprised if that were the case. I had assumed it was min for some reason.

You really didn't do too hot in that log, Syn . The acid blast I was concentrating on when I died was going to be followed up by a triple harm and you'd have been dead. Kelsy saved your behind more than you realize there!

Also I'm pretty sure that Peso ended up saying that he played Kelsy. I thought it was someone less experienced too (Due to Kelsy being a noob and dying in all kinds of noobish ways), which is why when she left after getting blinded I just kinda forgot about her (Figured that she was just hiding somewhere), and then I all of a sudden got dropped from 100% to zero in 2 combat rounds when she came back after Illistial shot away my stone skin. It was most certainly my own fault for queuing up two acid blasts instead of taking them one at a time: But even then, best case scenario for me in that log is that I go ethereal and then recall.

Actually best case Scenario is that the giant bashes the front-row rogue and we're all fine, but meh.

Dying like a newb definitely fits peso's M.O.

Wow, I hoped Kelsy was someone else. I liked Kelsy.

And wtf is this nonsense about me not doing too hot. What is this! I don't even! I always do everything hot.

Was the mystery of your gender ever decided? Not that I care, but it definitely matters for my obligatory funny reaction statement to the bolded statement.

God. Didn't Baldric share with you guys? I told him everything.

I am a 25 year old homeless man. And currently on vacation at the beach.


Jennbo is my baby mama.

Shh, don't tell Daniel...

Syn is indeed a 25 year-old homeless man with an extremely good internet connection. He has to go through great pains to survive every day -- begging for, stealing, and scavenging food and other necessities. Despite this, he is able to play online role-playing games 20 hours a day. It is truly a testament to his toughness that he can even stay alive while focusing so much attention on things not directly related to his survival.

Syn's best friend is a homeless man named Bob who never takes off his oversized coat, even in the middle of the humid summer. Bob is convinced that his coat gives him magic powers, and everyone else is convinced that there is a dead rodent in one of its pockets. Syn is also friends with a homeless woman named Barbara who is known for her ability to knock a man out with one punch. Barbara's crude yet witty sense of humor and willingness to stand up for herself set her apart from others.

These three have been living the hard life -- scrounging for food and struggling just to survive each day. . .

But they're about to . . .

Turn this UPscale beach . . .

UPSIDE DOWN!

*cue images of hilarious antics of homeless people on a beach*

From the creator of "White Chicks" . . .
Comes this hilarious comedy . . .
About hardship . . .
Love . . .
And homeless people on an upscale beach.

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