Shattered Kingdoms

Also, people shouldn't be able to fly. It's just not realistic.

And magic? Get rid of that. Classes should be changed to more realistic ones, like "lawyer", "doctor", and "plumber".

Also, the only spell priests should get is "sodomize".

I don't know about you but I'd own with my human plumber. I'd even find a red suit and my skill set would look like so:

Shell Kick (Mastered) Jump (Mastered)


Double Jump (Superg) Goomba Smash (Not learned)

Hammer Throw (Very Good)




Also priests should get Hush. Which would have a helpfile like so:

Hush

Syntax: Cast Hush <victim>
Cast Hush (area/group affecting)

Hush causes a great trauma in the victim so that they cannot speak of your unspeakable acts thus making them unspeakable. It is a passive spell and if used on a group or area it will cause them all to fall silent of your misdeeds. If used in conjunction with money a hush spell may last for years.

That is probably one of the funniest things I've read in ages.

I never said it was about realism. I said it was about adding skills that require tools, AKA trades.

What it means is that there is going to be farming.

Personally, my plumber would look like this:

Crack blinding(mastered)
groin scratching(superb)

My grandmaster priest would own your sorry asses.

oh the puns!

Moar like the buns, amirite?

Omg, you guys are crackheads.