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Kolin the Dead!!!
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Author:  Lakir [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Kolin the Dead!!!

Quote:
You exclaim 'Can I have everryone'sh attention pleashe!!'

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Bob asks to you 'Hmm?'

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> yell Everyone shut up and listen to me!!
You yell 'Everyone shut up and listen to me!!'

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Tim boggles at you.

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> sit
You stop resting, and sit up.

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Captain Cool exclaims 'Listen to Kolin!'

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Someone I don't like blinks innocently at you.
You notice that Sailor Moon is listening carefully to you.

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
> c 'final strike'
You start to concentrate.

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Scary Spice stops resting, and clambers to her feet.

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Captain Badass says to you 'Speak'

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
Someone I don't like stops resting, and clambers to his feet. <=== ALMOST GOT AWAY!

[HP: 93%] [ME: 95%] [PE:100%]
>
You utter the words, 'yuiar gculatz'.
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Someone I don't like!
Someone I don't like is DEAD!!
The grey wolf wanders away.
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Captain Badass!
Captain Badass is DEAD!!
A large black horse wanders away.
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Tim!
Tim is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Not worth a nick name!
Not worth a nick name is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Captain Cool!
Captain Cool is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Bob!
Bob is DEAD!!
A swamp boa wanders away.
Scary Spice yells 'Guards! Kolin is trying to murder me!'
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Scary Spice!
Scary Spice is DEAD!!
A black bay destrier stops following you.
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a black bay destrier!
A black bay destrier is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a curvaceous female human!
A curvaceous female human is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Captain Stern Waish!
Captain Stern Waish is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a bulky male giant!
A bulky male giant is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a rosy-cheeked female gnome!
A rosy-cheeked female gnome is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a lean male human!
A lean male human is DEAD!!
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Sailor Moon!
Sailor Moon is DEAD!!
The grey wolf wanders away.
Papa Smurf steps out of the shadows.
Papa Smurf yells 'Guards! Kolin is trying to murder me!'
Your final strike does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf is DEAD!!
With a final gesture of power, your world erupts into searing white light!
Everything within sight is vaporized!
As the light fades, you fall dead to the ground.
You lose your concentration on detect hidden.
You feel less aware of your surroundings.
You lose your concentration on detect invis.
You no longer see invisible objects.
You have been KILLED!!


If I can give anyone some advice its this...Don't drink and play SK if you've trained Final Strike, Its like playing a game of russian roulette your going to lose.


Quote:
oOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOo
o [Scores] Kolin, the Great - Advisor of Wizardly Magic. o
o===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===o
o Status: Grand Master(1) Race: Gnome Class: Sorceror o
o Kingdom: Uxmal Cabal: Independent o
o===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===o
o Coins: zero o
o Carrying: 2/14 items Load: 118.3/185.0 pounds o
o===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===o
o Health: Excellent Mental: Pulsating Physical: Fresh o
o Attribute points: 1 Wimpy: 30 percent Mode: Kill/neutral o
o===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===-===o
o You are thirsty. o
o You are resting. o
o You have just begun your journey to the next level. o
o You have played 306 hour(s) so far. o
oOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOoOOOo


Kolin was slightly based on the crazy gnome in this video http://youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY His "love" Talea, his bizzare way of thinking of himself ect...

Oh, Resren. You owe me 310 hours of my life for making your party awesome.

I did enjoy staying as neutral as I could.

It was hilarious to get tells from gorvian telling me to tell him if I see Navelic and then minutes later get tells from Navelic telling me to tell him if I see Gorvian.ect... There was a whole lot of that going on.

Anyway, Cheers! :drunk:

Quote:
> delete
Type delete again to confirm this command.
WARNING: this command is irreversible.
Typing delete with an argument will undo delete status.

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
> delete
Alas, all good things must come to an end.
Log closed.

Author:  Aneira [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:16 pm ]
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Kolin was a good little gnome.

Aneira would like to say: "Enjoy your freedom from Pain in the River, dear."

Author:  cannonsvixen [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:28 pm ]
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I want my half pony half monkey monster!

I'm gonna miss Kolin, Kolin the Great!
The Church of Kolin and watching Talea spank people. That alone was worth dying in the FS for.

Funny, funny stuff.

Can' t wait for the next crazy thing you come up with.

Author:  STFU_KTHX [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:35 pm ]
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Bob.... :cry:

I deserve a better nickname!

Author:  Lakir [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:37 pm ]
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Your characters real name was Lonny...you get Bob :D

Author:  Minette [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:55 pm ]
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It was enjoyable to mock Kolin constantly and then be on his good side too. The gnome had an attitude, which gave him personality, and it would be memorable to think about him in the future.

Sorceror is definitely a dying breed on SK, players are probably sick of the constant resizing requests. In truth, he could have been fifty obsidians richer if he returned -- coins were already gathered.

Author:  STFU_KTHX [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 7:24 pm ]
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I demand a better nickname, like Scorpion, or Make me Captain Badass!

Author:  mundufisen [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:58 pm ]
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Or...STFUKTHX :wink:

Kolin rocked. Bhreq will miss him

Author:  STFU_KTHX [ Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:36 pm ]
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And kolin said Marfik would ressurect him anyways, pfft!

Author:  shpezman [ Sat Jan 12, 2008 5:51 am ]
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Colon was a great character... He was crazy but well played. I wonder what you will roll next. :roll:



PS. You never call me any more

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