Shattered Kingdoms

Help?

I've been suffering lags of up to 5 minutes or more the past couple days.

And of course the game's also been crashing a good bit.

It's something to do with pking in groups, i'm pretty sure. Karn's death made the world explode. How's that for a final strike?

Sadly, Pyrathia has been unable to hold up the lewt in my robes. When I log on it shifts the solar orbit a few degrees causing eminent death and destruction that even Bane wouldn't appreciate. So the Gods restate the history of the lands back five minutes and correct the orbit by hand, causing a crash.

Now I just need to stop the jumping jacks.

You're only allowed to do jumping-jacks if you're an ample-chested woman with long, dark hair.

Then I'll get right to that breast augmentation surgery and go purchase a fine wig.

On second thought........ I'll just forgo the jumping jacks.

Now, I feel that some imm really needs to slay Fepel's char and devour his entire lewt. Good luck with his digestion then.

That's two crashes in as many hours.