A blue-eyed male human slams into you and sends you sprawling!
You yell 'Guards! A blue-eyed male human is trying to mug me!'
A blue-eyed male human's bash knocks the wind out of you.

[HP: 96%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes your head, tearing open a bleeding wound!
Your shield blocks a blue-eyed male human's attack.
A blue-eyed male human slashes at your chest, causing a deep gash.
A blue-eyed male human parries your attack.
A blue-eyed male human parries your attack.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
A thick-maned lion slams into a blue-eyed male human and sends him sprawling!
A thick-maned lion's bash knocks the wind out of a blue-eyed male human.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's right finger, cutting him slightly.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's left finger, cutting him slightly.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's stomach, causing a small wound.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's stomach, causing a small wound.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has a few scratches.

[HP: 76%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 76%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 76%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 76%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes your mouth, knocking out a few of your teeth!
A series of fractures appears on a blue shield painted with a white koonac!
A blue-eyed male human slashes your chest, causing a gaping wound!
A blue-eyed male human strikes suddenly, slashing at your chest! Some GUTS fall!
A blue-eyed male human strikes suddenly, slashing at your chest! Some GUTS fall!
A blue-eyed male human parries your attack.
A blue-eyed male human dodges your attack.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's left toe, cutting it slightly.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's right toe, cutting it slightly.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has a few scratches.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 40%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.
A series of fractures appears on a blue shield painted with a white koonac!
A blue-eyed male human slashes your jaw, breaking it with a loud *SNAP*
You have a serious CONCUSSION!
A blue-eyed male human slashes your jaw, breaking it with a loud *SNAP*
You have a serious CONCUSSION!
A series of fractures appears on a blue shield painted with a white koonac!
A blue-eyed male human slashes your chest HARD, cutting through your ribs!
You sure are BLEEDING!
A blue-eyed male human dodges your attack.
You slice at a blue-eyed male human's face, slightly scratching his cheek.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's stomach, smashing a deep gash.
A thick-maned lion tries to scratch at a blue-eyed male human's right arm, but his blow is deflected by a pair of diamond gauntlets engraved with a rose.
A blue-eyed male human's shield blocks a thick-maned lion's attack.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has some small wounds and bruises.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion is busy right now!

Ok.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
1
A thick-maned lion rescues you!
Ok.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
You regain your footing.
A blue-eyed male human regains his footing.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes at a thick-maned lion's head, causing a small but painful wound.
A blue-eyed male human slashes at a thick-maned lion's chest, causing a deep gash.
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's chest, causing a gaping wound!
A blue-eyed male human slashes at a thick-maned lion's chest, DISEMBOWELING him!
A blue-eyed male human parries your attack.
A blue-eyed male human dodges your attack.
A thick-maned lion's bash knocks the wind out of a blue-eyed male human.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
A blue-eyed male human parries a thick-maned lion's natural attack!
A blue-eyed male human slashes at a thick-maned lion's right wrist, causing a big gash.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's stomach, smashing a deep gash.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has some small wounds and bruises.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
flee

A blue-eyed male human slams into a thick-maned lion and sends him sprawling!
A blue-eyed male human's bash knocks the wind out of a thick-maned lion.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
> Your disguise wears off.
Your ride needs to pick itself up first.
You are blocked from escape!

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
A blue-eyed male human strikes suddenly, slashing at a thick-maned lion's chest! Some GUTS fall!
A blue-eyed male human strikes suddenly, slashing at a thick-maned lion's chest! Some GUTS fall!
A blue-eyed male human slashes at a thick-maned lion's head, leaving a big scar across his face!
A blue-eyed male human dodges your attack.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has some small wounds and bruises.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's chest HARD, cutting through his ribs!
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's chest HARD, cutting through his ribs!
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's mouth, knocking out a few of his teeth!
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's jaw, breaking it with a loud *SNAP*
You slice at a blue-eyed male human's chest, barely scratching him.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's left hand, ripping a small wound.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
A thick-maned lion misses a blue-eyed male human.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has some small wounds and bruises.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's chest HARD, cutting through his ribs!
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's chest HARD, cutting through his ribs!
A blue-eyed male human slashes a thick-maned lion's jaw, breaking it with a loud *SNAP*
A blue-eyed male human dodges your attack.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's chest, barely wounding him.
A thick-maned lion scratches at a blue-eyed male human's stomach, opening a painful, bleeding wound!
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
A blue-eyed male human dodges a thick-maned lion's attack.
Overall, a blue-eyed male human has quite a few wounds.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
You jump clear as a thick-maned lion collapses underneath you!
A blue-eyed male human's blitzkrieg does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to a thick-maned lion!
A thick-maned lion is stunned, but will probably recover.
One of your members has left the party.
Your shield blocks a blue-eyed male human's attack.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
w
Better stand up first.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
flee
Better stand up first.

[HP: 11%] [ME:100%] [PE: 99%]
>
A blue-eyed male human slashes your chest HARD, cutting through your ribs!
You are stunned, but will probably recover.

w
You run west.

The Inn of the Rumbling Zakami
Similar to the large main open area in the entranceway, the walls of this
room are painted in the same color and metallic highlighting, with the same
deep borderings. A grand desk is resting on the opposite wall, for the
convenience and use, evidently, of the receptionist.
Obvious exits: n(closed) e s(closed) se(closed)
A crystalline device, emitting a dull hum, rests within ethereal light.
A golden male griffon is here, seeking wrongdoers.
A very dark-skinned man wanders purposefully along.
An astral watcher is here facilitating the use of the crystal.
A golden male griffon exclaims 'Halt, lawbreaker!'
A golden male griffon exclaims 'You shall pay for your crimes!'
A golden male griffon claws your jaw, breaking it with a loud *SNAP*
You are stunned, but will probably recover.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
A golden male griffon says 'I will now carry out your sentence.'
A golden male griffon says 'For the attempted murder of someone(edit): imprisonment.'
A golden male griffon says 'Your prison sentence is 1 day and 0 hours.'
A golden male griffon escorts you off to your new prison cell.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
e
Alas, you cannot go that way.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
wo
Coins carried: 5 platinum, 4 gold, 1 silver, 2 copper.
You have just begun your second-half journey to the next level.
You have only recently discovered this area.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
l

Grim Dungeon
The light pouring in from a tiny, iron-grated window is insufficient to
pierce much of the damp darkness of this dungeon. Unfortunately, no benches
nor beds can be seen, nor even a pile of straw, and the hard, stone floor
here is most unforgiving. There is a bit of writing on the wall here.
Obvious exits: u(closed)
a blue pen lies here
A piece of lined paper lies here.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
eye
You raise an eyebrow at the notion.

[HP: 0%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
outlaw memory

Thinking back, you remember witnessing the following crimes...

1. *Attempted murder of someone (edited by Achernar) by you in Zhenshi.

[HP: 3%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]
>
l

Grim Dungeon
The light pouring in from a tiny, iron-grated window is insufficient to
pierce much of the damp darkness of this dungeon. Unfortunately, no benches
nor beds can be seen, nor even a pile of straw, and the hard, stone floor
here is most unforgiving. There is a bit of writing on the wall here.
Obvious exits: u(closed)
a blue pen lies here
A piece of lined paper lies here.

[HP: 3%] [ME:100%] [PE:100%]

Mode stun is your friend. This is no bug.

See, there's only one way to fix that bug.

Level up and bash that "(/&$"/)("/'s face in.

True story.

>_>

Or, when that character sits there and tells you for six straight minutes to stop ordering your lion to bite him, you could listen. Just a thought, really.