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Author:  laeZ1 [ Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:36 am ]
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Why can't blind people go skydiving?

It scares the crap outta the dog!

Author:  Algorab [ Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:28 pm ]
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laeZ1 wrote:
Why can't blind people go skydiving?

It scares the crap outta the dog!


lol

Guy goes to the Doctor because he's been feeling crummy, the Doctor comes in with a gloomy look on their face and says...

Dr: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

The patient is obviously in shock, and trying to understand what is happening and replies with...

Patient: "What do you mean, ten? Ten what? Months? Weeks?!"

The Doctor stares at him with a solemn look on his face before blurting out...

Dr: "Nine."

Author:  Destrin [ Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:15 am ]
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I got a communist joke, but it's only funny if everyone gets it.

Author:  laeZ1 [ Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:43 am ]
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Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.

My friend's Bakery burned down, now his business is Toast.

Knock knock
Quote:
Who's there?

Not Sally

Author:  Sadal [ Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:03 pm ]
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Q: What has a spine but, no bones?

A: A book




Q: Whose the biggest liar in school?

A: The Lie-brarian.

Author:  Dexity [ Sun Jan 07, 2018 7:31 pm ]
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What's brown and sticky?

Author:  laeZ1 [ Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:38 am ]
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Dexity wrote:
What's brown and sticky?

What?

Author:  Meissa [ Thu Jan 11, 2018 2:40 pm ]
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A stick!

Author:  Destrin [ Thu Jan 11, 2018 8:50 pm ]
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Packing tape?

Author:  Velstad [ Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:53 pm ]
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What do you call a bard with animate dead scrolls?

A NecroDancer. :3

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