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[HP: 84%] [ME:100%] [PE: 55%]
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You miss a pretty female villager.
You stab a pretty female villager's chest, causing a gaping wound!
A pretty female villager dishonorably kicks, sending dirt flying into your eyes.
YOU CAN'T SEE!
A pretty female villager punches at your right finger, bruising you slightly.
A pretty female villager punches at your right leg, causing a sore wound.
Overall, a pretty female villager has some small wounds and bruises.
[HP: 80%] [ME:100%] [PE: 55%]
> You slam into a pretty female villager and send her sprawling!
Your bash knocks the wind out of a pretty female villager.
[HP: 80%] [ME:100%] [PE: 55%]
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You stab a pretty female villager's head, causing a pulsating wound.
You stab a pretty female villager's chest, ripping open her stomach!
You strike suddenly, stabbing at a pretty female villager's chest! Some GUTS fa
ll!
A pretty female villager punches at your chest, barely wounding you.
A pretty female villager's punch at your chest is deflected by a chain-link vest
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Overall, a pretty female villager has quite a few wounds.
I think Dirt Kicking might be bugged. Here's a piece from a battle I fought recently. Notice I was dirt kicked and continue to see just fine? No tick past, I didn't rub dirt out of my eyes, nothing like that at all. Yet after being dirt kicked I wasn't blind.