Let's see--who's going to sever your limbs?
Merc: Somebody with a flamberge? Wow, it's a giant [REDACTED] two-handed sword. I freaking wonder. Somebody with a khopesh, maybe?
Yeah, enough said. Kama?
Screw cutting your arms off, these things will turn you into a thousand tiny hot dogs.
Barb: See above.
Swash: This guy is coming at you with a khopesh AND a kama.
Hellion: Hello, my name is Argen the Dark, and I am running at you with a giant axe, ready to cut you in half.
Scout: Scouts don't cut your arms off. Their pets just rip them out.