Shattered Kingdoms

Last week, I got a tell from a newbie asking me if I could help him recover his corpse. I located for true seeing vials and there were none, so I went to meet the lowbie, who was an aberrant deep-elf and considered as could kill naked. He said he had died in Tul'zuth and that if I gave him a weapon and healed him, he could lead me to his corpse. I located his corpse in a room in Tul'zuth. We gated there and then he started going in the direction of the corpse. He suddenly switched to speed run and sprinted into the no magic room above the brine wight. Then he used the position command to switch positions with me and put me in the front row. There were six lighties there and they bashed and killed me. Then Narlen did an emote about violating my corpse, and Chakos said, "lol newb." All my things were junked.

About three hours later, a darkie priest logged on, and I asked for a resurrection, but Tragonis had already contacted them, and when I got rezzed, I was bashed and stunned. Then Narlen charmed my character and had a necromancer Edrain me 49 levels. Then they made me send embarrassing, sexual tells to everyone on the who list, and also did an RP involving border-line rape that was just implicit enough to avoid punishment. Then Narlen made me spam send tells to Deamuce requesting to be uninducted from the midnight council. Once I was uninducted, they made me wear the scold's bridle and put me inside the lamp of scapegrace keeping. Then they buried the lamp in some obscure place. I have since managed, through pure luck, to escape from the lamp, but have eaten twelve voodoo ganks. Seventeen voodoo dolls have been made of my character, and Tragonis has distributed them throughout the pbase.

I didn't QQ about any of that, even though I think Tragonis might have used excessive force and gone a little overboard. It's a shame that other people have to delete and cry foul when they eat a simple jloot.