Shattered Kingdoms

Really now, let us slap some beach sand on ourselves, and prepare for D-Day.

Yah . .. that is really dumb that they cannot camo on the beach. I think the bigger problem is though when someone is camoflauged a bard can make them dance and it will not break camo.

Hey, look! I am the dancing shrub! I am not a animal lifeform!

Look at it this way...bard songs make you dance Irish tap-style. So, when they start singing, your arms clench to the sides of your torso, and your feet move erratically. But the rest of your body doesn't. So, you can still keep the bush on.

The dancing shrubbery owns you.

The dancing shrubbery owns a moron's forehead, causing a small gash.
The dancing shrubbery owns at a moron's stomach, barely scratching him.

etc etc. Add that to things I'd like to see built.

If songs of dancing can make someone hop so wildly that he leaves the shadows, it certainly makes you hop like a live bush or something, so yeah, camo should be lost if songs of dancing affect you.

songs are too overpowered. Otherwise I'd be for this.

Overpowered . .. no. Balanced . .. yes. They should be able to camo in the beach and their camo should break when they are dancing.

To the dancing shrubs out there. Next one I see. I am just burning!

Beach sand would just fall off unless you were wet, and in which case, why would you get wet in full armor? Are you going to remove your armor so that you can go to the ocean and get wet, to camo on a beach? Whats the point of camo on a beach? No one is ever there. I've sat on the beach brewing with my adept for like 10 hrs straight before, and no one came by.

Considering we HAVE plants that walk around here on SK, is that really as far fetched as it sounds to us in RL?

Yes it is. As far as I know. None of the plants naturally dance. Anyways, I don't think you actually have a bush on you in the first place. You use the vegetation to hide. ie lay down in a field, bury oneself on the beach, hide in a row of bushes, etc. Yes, most likely you put *some* vegetation on yourself but you do not put the entire bush on your chest.