Shattered Kingdoms

I'll help with stuff if you need recruits later wert.

Count me in.

Aww...how sad.

Could I possibly get the Wert Poems you posted a long time ago? I cant find the post anymore but I want the poems. They were from SK terms, I thought it was so nifty.

Have fun and you'll be missed.

Is this it? An excuse to reintroduce my SK poems? Poems that are formed entirely from the automatic messages SK spits out?

I got this idea, a long time ago, when it struck me that "The heart of a human decomposes" was one of the most single beautiful lines of poetry I had ever heard.

Three examples:



WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WERT TELLS A WOMAN HE LOVES HER
An attractive young woman looks very uncomfortable.
A magical rift is glowing violently in the mid-air.
You can't go that way.
You can't go that way.
You can't go that way.
In your dreams, or what?
An attractive young woman releases you from feeblemind.
An attractive young woman has fled!
An icy wind howls across the area, pulling at your clothing.


COFFEE HOUSE ABSURD
You eat the foot of an attractive young woman.
You miss an attractive young woman.
An attractive young woman misses you.
The heart of a human decomposes.
You must be able to fly to get there.
In your dreams, or what?

LOVE: FROM A WOMAN’S PERSPECTIVE
Someone is mortally wounded, and will die soon, if not aided.
You crush someone’s chest. he falls on his knees and collapses.
You feel your body surge as you drain someone’s life-force!
You don’t see corpse here.
You can’t find it.
You can’t see a thing!
Your armor protects you from any falling damage.
You smile happily.

Agh! Step on it, Herbert!

<3

those rocked. Moreplzkthnx.

My apologies.

I am no longer an imm for SK. The school year has started and I need to resign. I was an inexcusably neglectful imm this summer--I don't think I even put in 20 hours--and now whatever time I may have had has disappeared.

I'm sorry for leaving some of you in a lurch. Please contact another imm to help you, particularly in matters of sacred armor, hero tourneys, etc.


Best wishes and, again, sorry.

If any imm would like to volunteer to help me with the last tourney, I'd appreciate it.

It'll take roughly an hour out of your time. Preferably 8 to 11 pm eastern during the week.

Send me a PM please.

<3

We love you and your damned theme song!

Cya next summer.

Rock on Wert.