Shattered Kingdoms

Hmm...

What's scary to think is that I've been playing/imming this game since 1998...or about 465 TA.

I feel like an Ent! Oh the history I've seen...

Wertrew the Ancient - God of Despair, Forgetfulness and Arthritis.

I would totally roll a priest.

I'd roll a gnome merk!

Wert I know what you mean. Jayerm passed away around the year 2003 or 2004, I think game time that was around the year 650-660 TA.

wow, on my sister's birthday.

Sk doomsday predictions:

The banking system of pyrathia will suffer from what the experts in creaftilian (also known as "grandmaster accountants") will undergo y1k where in all the written records charts are only prepared to accept a 3 digit year and because the gnomes have to start over at 000 it will erase everyone's bank accounts sending every single kingdom into a state of total anarchy (teron won't notice). Campfires will no longer work. Hookers won't hook. Children will no longer be able to get water from the stream. No one will have infravision anymore. Marfik will rule everything.


A large meteor, one that doesn't have any effect on the weather or undead, will strike in the lost jungle causing all dinosaurs, especially the summonable trinocerous, to go extint as large clouds of dust fill the atmosphere and shut out all light. All non-underground based societies will struggle and fail as the only playable character races to survive will be delves, gnomes, and dwarves. Delves will eventually take over the underground forcing gnomes and dwarves to eek out an existance on the pyrathia's surface not at all unlike the mad max movies...if you imagine everyone in mad max as being either a dwarf or a gnome.


The sprite calender, hithertoo unknown of, is discovered and everyone realizes that it is the most accurate calender ever before seen in the history of pyrathia. It runs out in 1000 TDA however, describing how pyrathia will be consumed in the flames of a God War which completly destroys Yed, thus negating pyrathia and everything in it's existance.



The empire and taslamar finally lose it and use all their stockpiled sorcerors in a massive final strike exchange, completely destroying life on pyrathia as it is presently known. All of civilization looks like a combination of the zhang desert and goblin town. Minotaurs rule bartertown, i mean, pyrathia.


Zynor finally awakens and dabi is in deep doo doo despite the propogranda that she's put out about the fate of Zysnore. Everything is destroyed utterly and there is a massive pwipe. Server goes down for a month while D uses the cash to buy some anime he always wanted but didn't have the spare bills laying around to actually fork out for it. Dulrik then recreates the mud and it opens up as an MMO.

Oh yeah, planet nibiru finally comes back around in it's second orbit and all the governments of pyrathia, having already been infiltraded by reptaloid half-breeds, combine into a new world order and subjugate the races of pyrathia, who were all originally genetically engineered by the inhabitants of Nibiru to be a slave race, to their reptile alien overlords. If only we had looked at the coins of pyrathia and noticed the secret language of the pyrathian illuminati we could have avoided this fate. Alas, even the most learned scholars dismissed these theories as insane and preposterous.

And the aghelian tribes win!

aghealin means "of the snake people" in fymryn. true story