I want this horse.

Syndal · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 4:46 pm

Can we please stop with the completely [REDACTED] "FIXES"? Like seriously, all of a sudden after 5+ years OMFG THERE'S A "BUG" THAT LETS EVERYBODY WEAR HEAVY BELTS!!!

wtf guys, hell while we're at it, why don't we just remove all the pets from the game and just have "horses" sold everywhere, since we're making them all the effing same.

I mean, jeez, why the hell can you mount a wolf? Fix that please. No more mounting wolves, that's not "realistic". Also that firebird NPC needs to go too, how do you mount a bird?

Dulrik, I would think since you made the game you would be well aware this was a FANTASY GAME it doesn't have to be REALISTIC, if I hear one more thing about realistic, I'd like to hear an explanation of how getting stabbed in the face with a spear doesn't instantly kill you.

I dunno, if I was an absolute TRUE NEWBIE I might get confused and quit playing when I repeatedly stab something in the face and it doesn't die. Can we fix this, please?

Achernar · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 4:59 pm

Magic.

Syndal · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 5:01 pm

Okay, and horses can magically butcher corpses, wtf.

Muktar · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 5:20 pm

Don't forget they can magically chew and swallow steaks. You know because a horse's mouth is totally set up for eating meat.

Also, you magically know what a person's features are from using infravision (infra-red vision). That somehow an army got turned into a sword (landy). That there is for some reason a one-handed dai-katana. That somehow a wooden battle-axe does the same damage as a steel battle axe.

There is plenty of more nonsensical things in SK but we just suspend our disbelief since it is fiction.

Erevan · **Joined:** Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:18 am **Posts:** 1176

Or that a dwarf gets drunk after drinking the same ammount of booze as an elf.

Thuban(2008) · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 8:04 pm

I know when I first started playing the game I'd have TOTALLY QUIT IN DISGUST if I ordered a horse to fletch some arrows and he couldn't.

Muktar · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 8:28 pm

We aren't talking about fletching arrows. Sure, okay. Since, they are meat eaters anyways now, give them back the ability to butcher and some other animals the ability to skin. I definitely know that some animals do skin their prey to get to the meat.

josephusmaximus3 · **Joined:** Tue May 20, 2003 1:19 pm **Posts:** 1896

skinning and clawing it apart are not the same.

Lakir · **Posted:** Mon May 12, 2008 9:17 pm

Muktar wrote:

There is plenty of more nonsensical things in SK but we just suspend our disbelief since it is fiction.

Probably the best way to put it that's been stated, and not so much for the arguments in this thread, but all those threads in Gameplay of people crying ZOMG ITS NOT MAKE CENTS!

To all you people I have this to say:

Quote:

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! […] Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Travorn · **Joined:** Mon Apr 18, 2005 11:29 am **Posts:** 753

I still can't believe it's not butter.

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