Shattered Kingdoms

You're welcome to the job. Some PHP, HTML and maybe CSS experience are the only technical pre-requisites and as folks have said elsewhere, they're not that hard.

Your challenge would be gaining Dulrik's trust to obtain such a position.

Hmm.. may have spoken too soon. Stand by.

Update: Okay, broke signatures for everyone now - does that count as progress? Fixing...

Update 2: Okay, all fixed.

Sure, I mod another PHPBB forum already, and I can get PHP and HTML know-how for coding purposes from blind Freddy down the street.



I know for a fact that my name's come up to be an imm before and that it was you who had the massive cryfest about it, so don't try to hassle me about "it's not me you have to convince, man!" I'd say some fairly unflattering things about you, but it's the wrong subforum (and I hear you've been banning people for talking in GD as well lately too, lol).

It's funny to see you go, man.
"ANYONE CAN TAEK THE JOB LOL"
"Okay"
"OH UM I MEAN ANYONE CAEN TAEJK THE JOB BUT LIEK PROLLY NOT"

Just stop putting your money where your mouth is dude, you lose every time.

You're lying and there's no point continuing this theoretical on such a basis. I'll leave you to post whatever retorts you wish in the GD thread. All this "I know inside info" rubbish is just ego tripping without proof (yet again).

You know it's kind of funny this that last comment is generally a two way street. Jardek can say that he knows the inside scoop with you Immortals though to give proof would land someone in water and affectively close his source of info, and you can say it's rubbish cause how does one question what you say? Not like Dulrik or any other Imm is going to go against you on the forum since we all know the [REDACTED] storm that would bring.

It could be true, it could be false, we'll never know.

I'll resign my immortal commission if:

1. Jardek's name was ever seriously put forward as an immortal
and
2. I was the sole immortal who considered such a proposal was for satirical intentions only.

[edit: sole immortal, rather than 'sole person']

I repeat: it's a lie that Jardek came up in angel discussions in which I was present as a serious suggestion, nor did I in any way have a 'cry fest' other than probably something along the lines of 'har har maybe chem too'. So momentary humour? Yeah, probably; Seriously considered? Never.

Make me a Imm, I am better than Jardek.

Important thing is signatures are now fixed. So dicks back in the pants and move along, right?

This is a foolish conversation for all parties. There isn't anyone who has been around as long as Jardek (or Chem) who hasn't at least been brought up as a possible candidate at some point. But like it or not, I get the veto when it comes to applicants and I'll never approve any candidate with which I have trust issues.

Bruised egos like apples are worthless and should be tossed.
Does that make any sense? Who cares, I am working on very little sleep and filling in mind gaps at this point.

Dude, what are we here for? What's it all about, you know?