That awful Imperial water

TheLorrior · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:00 pm **Posts:** 18

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 31%] Time:12pm
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You swim west.

Mitternacht Lake
pllly\yb~ The black waters of Mitternacht Lake spread out before you
-\llyy\yb like darkened glass. The waters are chill and uninviting, their
py\l*#|yy mysterious depths whisper in welcome to the shadows of the heart.
yff\yy|ff A place of myth and folklore, of sorrow and the cold isolation of
ffff\-/\F the soul; what secrets the lake keeps it holds still, and has
held, through all the ages of a cruel empire. It's mostly clear, mild, and
calm.
Obvious exits: n e s w nw ne sw se

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 27%] Time:12pm
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drink
You drink water from the lake.
You feel drunk.
You do not feel thirsty.

[HP:100%] [ME:100%] [PE: 27%] Time:1pm
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score

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Aneira · **Joined:** Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:28 am **Posts:** 1538

Sounds like wonderful water to me!

ninja_ardith · **Joined:** Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:21 pm **Posts:** 4452

aldric must be a real party animal

laeZ1 · **Joined:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:11 am **Posts:** 941

There's another lake in the empire where the water isn't water.

but it's not beer this time:

it's poison.

Not that it's a bug, I just wanted to mention it.

EDIT: Oh, it didn't actually get you drunk, now that I've re-read your log. THAT'S the bug.
I see.

archaicsmurf · **Posted:** Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:34 pm

many bodies of water are poisonous.

Baldric · **Posted:** Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:39 pm

If you had taken the time to read the fine print of my last declaration, you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself by posting this as a bug.

TheLorrior · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:00 pm **Posts:** 18

Baldric wrote:

If you had taken the time to read the fine print of my last declaration, you wouldn't be embarrassing yourself by posting this as a bug.

Afraid I don't understand.

Baldric · **Posted:** Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:06 pm

It was a joke. Apparently it wasn't very funny.

Viltrax · **Posted:** Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:15 am

I'm so lost. Is there a link to a rick-roll buried somewhere? Should I be moving this thread to General Discussion?

TheLorrior · **Joined:** Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:00 pm **Posts:** 18

After drinking from the lake, it said "You feel drunk," even though I was perfectly fine.

This also happened several times in a row, drinking from the lake. The "you feel drunk" message appeared, but I never actually became drunk.

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