Shattered Kingdoms

I know this won't do any good, but please stay on topic guys.

I think warlocks should be able to purchase bishonen acolytes, simple pets, in addition to their elementals. They are spellcasters, after all, and are supposedly not traditional.

This means they could mentor via pederasty. Yeeeaaah.

The bishonen acolytes could even have skillsets and appearances based on the elements. A gentle water acolyte with tresses of silky hair, a hot-tempered fire acolyte with the locks of a neglected stepchild, and so forth.

Maybe GM warlocks could get trap acolytes. Like, fiery drill hair. Mm!

If you make the warlock pet a huge roleplay factor, that alone can balance out using one. Who wants to sully perfection, after all?

This would be perfect.

There is a reason that nobody likes anime nerds.

Indeed.

This thread died with Trapolytes.

Sorry, Kin.

This thread died from conception. If it's not possible to get final strike removed from the game via these forums, it's certainly not possible to get warlocks buffed.

...as opposed to MUD nerds. Everybody likes us MUD nerds... you know that thingum about glass houses and such?

Don't mud-wrestle with ardith. He bites. Only professionals like grep are equipped to handle his l33tness.

wanna know how i got these scars?

Kin sliced your face for going off topic?

Why so serious!?!?!?!?!