Shattered Kingdoms

Ok.. so I play Rhea. And well, she has questions of the month she likes to ask... crazy I know.

So, I have a question and need some direction from veterans.

Now, there are no *washrooms* or *potties* anywhere that I know of, so ... do people use outhouses? Or just pull up a tree? Is it a kybo *seat over a hole in the ground* or are there actually toilets?

This is important information and could seriously impact my question of the month.

Well, every once in a while we get a griffon who just poos in the middle of an inn.

Generally, though, I don't think it's something that needs to be given much thought for role play purposes. Not that it doesn't happen, or that we won't give you our answers. I just think your QoM is going in weird directions.

If I had to tell you where my elf did her "duty," She would probably do it on a chamberpot. There is at least one of these in the game for such a precedence.

While we're on the topic, does anyone know when Jack Bauer uses the bathroom?

I don't know, but if I had his job, I'd probably just wear Depends.

I'm glad you asked that!

You know those times when Jack Bauer is driving in a car, probably toward some shoot out, or bringing a terrorist back to CTU to interrogate, or just driving around hoping to bump into bad guys, well nobody really wants to see him drive around for 5 minutes so they skip ahead from 7:32pm to 7:37pm.. well during that time he finds a suitable location (an alley, a restaurant, a bar, or hell.. if it's not his car he'll just pull over and do it in the back seat) and goes potty.

True story.

As much as you've saved my rear today, I just leave it in my old corpse.

A certain cabal stockpiles such things for when they need to write notes.

Listen to no one but me! When you are LOGGED off, your char poo's.

I poo on Peso after I pk him. He makes a good toilet.

There are a few areas with ... facilities. The entire empire uses the latrines in Kytar, for example. Exile seems to have indoor plumbing and centralized waste managed by fecal demon inc. I think Teron has a few choice alleyways that can be used for such with goblin hands being used as toilet paper. However everyone else this book(slightly NSFW).

EDIT: removed the " from my link.