Shattered Kingdoms

The reason you don't find any legit reason is because you don't want to, and ignore the arguments that are valid.

The entire crux of this is punishing players that haven't done anything wrong, or you using me as an example of a player that has re-rolled characters (which has only been the case rather recently). I've played most of my characters for over a year, I come up with an RP concept before I even roll, take time making awesome descriptions, and good adjectives.

I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions though.

sorry bro, I don't understand hipster, Can I get a translator?

Yeah, I want to punch you in the face for being a [REDACTED]. I hope that clears it up for you.

It's called English. I know it's not your strong suit, but neither is humor.

Indeed. I quote the great sage Samuel L. Jackson as he spoke words of truth in Pulp Fiction.

"English [REDACTED], do you speak it?"

(aside: I'm kind of enjoying this fleeting moment of full agreement with ardith.)

@ardith

makes sense you would quote an indy film

Pulp Fiction is not an independent film. It is distributed by Miramax, which generally makes [REDACTED] movies, but I can forgive them for the few gems they've released over the years.

Do you seriously think an indy film would get so many high rated actors in their film? They wouldn't be able to pay for them. Please pull head from rectum, and find another plan of attack.

John Travolta and Samuel L Jackson were not big names when Pulp Fiction was made. Pulp Fiction resurrected Travolta's career and Made Samuel L Jackson an actor able to get starring rolls.

While you are right that Pulp fiction is not an indy film, I think it is the kind of film you hipster types like.

You. Are. Smoking. Crack.

John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson were both quite large before Pulp Fiction. ESPECIALLY Travolta, whose credits list starts in the mid-1970s.